Singapore Bus Timing Apps Officially Reclassified As Works Of Abstract Fiction

The Land Transport Authority has officially rebranded all Singapore bus timing apps as “Speculative Historical Fiction,” admitting that the “1 minute” arrival estimate is actually a sadistic social experiment. Developers confirmed the green “Arriving” icon is triggered manually whenever a government server wants to watch a commuter sprint pointlessly through a tropical thunderstorm.

“LTA think we all sotong is it?” sobbed commuter Tan Ah Kow, currently entering his third decade at a Hougang bus stop. “The app say ‘Arr’, then suddenly become ‘15 min’. My grandfather die, my son get married, the bus still haven't come. This one not GPS, this one is psychological warfare lor!”

The government maintains that the apps are 100% accurate, provided you occupy a parallel dimension where time is an illusion.