PRIVACY & DATA POLICY

1. Data Collection & Double Opt-In

We only collect your email address when you voluntarily subscribe. We utilize a confirmed opt-in (Double Opt-In) process. After signing up, you will receive a verification email; you must click the link to confirm your subscription. This ensures no one is signed up without their explicit consent.

2. How We Use Your Data

We use your email address only to:

• Deliver our daily or occasional satirical news digest.
• Communicate administrative updates.

We will never sell, rent, or share your email address with third parties. That's it. No funny business.

3. Automated Unsubscribing

Every email we send includes a clear, functional, one-click unsubscribe link in the footer. Unsubscription requests are processed in real-time by our backend. Once you unsubscribe, you are immediately moved to a Suppression List to ensure you receive no further communications unless you re-verify your intent.

4. Bounce & Complaint Management

To maintain our high service quality, we use automated systems to monitor bounces and spam complaints.

• Bounces: If an email address is invalid (hard bounce), it is removed from our active list immediately.
• Complaints: If a user marks our email as spam, they are automatically and permanently unsubscribed.

5. Data Protection & Security

We take reasonable technical steps to protect your data against unauthorized access. Access to our subscriber database is strictly limited to authorized personnel and secured via encrypted credentials.

6. Cookies & Analytics

We use basic tools (e.g., Google Analytics) to understand site traffic. These tools collect non-identifiable data to help us make the site better for everyone.