Scientists have identified a Singapore female whose neck has evolved to permanently face the nearest Holland Village gastropub. Subject 42, ‘Cheryl’,...
Holland Village regular Cheryl Tan has officially declared her new boyfriend, a pasty 44-year-old recruiter named Nigel, the absolute pinnacle of huma...
A coalition of local wives has petitioned the government to install frequency jammers in KTV lounges to neutralize the high-pitched "ge-ge" charms of ...
Local socialite Charmaine Tan is currently in a vegetative state at Mount Elizabeth Hospital after realising she was the only female in Singapore not ...
A 24-year-old local woman has been declared legally deceased by the Ministry of Health after failing to document her morning skincare routine for more...
Lim Siew Ling, 28, has spent three months preparing for the nutritional and emotional warfare known as the annual Chinese New Year reunion dinner. Wh...
The Ministry of Manpower has officially declared the navy-blue Uniqlo cardigan a biological extension of the Singaporean female anatomy. Scientists d...
The Singaporean female population has entered a period of mourning following the tragic sanitisation of Orchard Towers. Advocacy groups are lobbying ...
Dempsey Hill became a disaster zone this Sunday after local influencer Cheryl Tan realized her $45 bottomless mimosa was served in a standard glass ra...
Singapore’s slimming centres have unveiled their latest "Aesthetic Torture" package, designed for women who find basic starvation too subtle. For just...
Local influencer, Serene Tan, has successfully achieved her dream weight of "2D silhouette" by consuming unregulated Thai slimming pills that list "ca...
Mrs. Gladys Tan, 44, has successfully ascended to the final form of Singaporean evolution: The Sentient Platinum Credit Card. After seven years of str...
The Singapore Civil Defence Force has been deployed to Orchard Road following a catastrophic breach of friendship between local influencers. Tiffany T...
SINGAPORE — Local resident Jolene Tan, 27, was rushed to A&E last night after suffering a catastrophic “discount-induced seizure” when her Wi-Fi lagge...
In a move that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever waited for a bus on a Tuesday, Singaporean women have once again raised the bar for matrimon...
In a groundbreaking move that shook the Marina Bay Sands, Singaporean ‘Girl Bosses’ have officially declared that all previously successful ventures—f...
In a shocking revelation that few saw coming, local dating app users report that Singaporean women have finally cracked the code to eternal singledom:...
In a stunning development that has shocked absolutely no one who has attended a corporate bonding session, Singaporean women have formally requested t...
In a groundbreaking study that surprised absolutely no one, researchers confirmed that Singaporean women possess a finely tuned emotional radar capabl...
In a shocking development that has sent ripples through Singapore's already delicate social fabric, sources confirm that the nation’s KTV lounges have...
The Ministry of Home Affairs has announced a radical amendment to the Women’s Charter, effective immediately. In a bid to foster "radical domestic har...
In a stunning revelation that surprised absolutely no one, Singaporean women have officially been crowned the world’s most efficient corporate overlor...
In a shocking display of peak Singaporean aspiration, residents of a newly launched high-rise condominium complex have revealed their entire existence...
In a shocking display of commitment-phobia, Singaporean women have reportedly begun demanding ‘pre-engagement’ proposals to assess their partners’ sui...
In a shocking exposé that rocked the digital dating scene, sources confirm that Singaporean women have finally perfected the art of the 'Ghosting-to-B...
A shocking new study from the National University of Singapore (NUS) has revealed that Singaporean women have somehow managed to turn stretch marks in...
In a shocking development that has left multinational corporations reeling, Singaporean working women have finally perfected the art of office politic...
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through Orchard Road salons, Singaporean women have reportedly stopped using whitening products, opting...
A recent study has confirmed what Singaporean mothers have long suspected: the core strength required for maintaining a perfect 'Downward-Facing Dog' ...