Singaporean couples are flocking to the nation’s most romantic new hotspot: the concrete stairwell of a Block 420 multi-storey car park. With hotel p...
In a desperate bid to fix the plummeting fertility rate, Singapore has designated the National Library’s ‘Reference Section’ as a premier high-intensi...
The Singapore Ministry of Social and Family Development has officially designated blowjobs as a “Strategic National Asset” to prevent the population f...
Local man Kelvin Tan achieved "peak romance" yesterday by proposing with a 50-man tactical team and a blood-signed prenuptial agreement. The proposal...
Local singleton Lim Kopi was rushed to Singapore General Hospital yesterday after experiencing a terrifying medical phenomenon known as "a feeling." ...
Singaporean couples are ditching the bedroom for board game cafés, proving that resource management is sexier than actual intimacy. Experts suggest t...
The Singapore Ministry of Social and Family Development has officially designated ‘Sensual Bachata’ as the only legal method for citizens to experienc...
In a desperate bid to manifest a life of luxury, a Jurong West couple has legally named their infant son ‘Patek Philippe Lim.’ The parents claim the ...
Singaporean couples are now legally required to insert at least three silent ‘h’s and an apostrophe into their newborn’s name to ensure the child isn'...
The Ministry of Home Affairs has officially replaced its entire surveillance department with a single 23-year-old girl from Jurong East. Clarissa Lim...
By Sarah Lim. The Sentosa socialite scene was plunged into a state of catatonic shock this Saturday during an "unfiltered" cocktail party. What bega...
In a city where privacy is a myth and hotel rooms cost a kidney, Singaporean couples are turning to the North-South Line for their erotic fix. The rh...
Relationship experts in Singapore have confirmed that the traditional dinner date is dead, replaced by the erotic scent of unwashed knee sleeves. Cou...
Local couple Marcus Tan and Cheryl Lim have officially entered a state of "libido-induced coma" following a four-day romantic getaway to Tokyo. Despit...
Singaporean romanticism has reached its terrifying pinnacle in the soundproofed, neon-drenched purgatory of the KTV lounge. In a desperate bid to bypa...
In a desperate bid to find compatibility beyond the air-conditioned safety of Orchard Road, Singaporean couples have turned to the “Sweat-Test.” MacRi...
Health officials have issued a national warning after a local man was admitted to SGH with “deep-fried scrotum syndrome” following a romantic sunset s...