The Inland Revenue Authority of Singapore has launched a nationwide campaign to help citizens process the traumatic realisation that the city-state is...
The Ministry of Finance has unveiled its latest nationwide programme, "Project Cayman-on-Kallang," aimed at educating citizens on the ethical beauty o...
The Ministry of Health has unveiled a visionary plan to eliminate disease by making MediShield Life premiums more expensive than the actual illnesses....
Local overachiever Lim Ah Huat has successfully secured a fourth gig as a professional funeral mourner to fund the skyrocketing costs of his third job...
The Ministry of Social and Family Development confirmed today that childcare fees have officially surpassed the annual GDP of several small European n...
The Ministry of Health has unveiled a "proactive" update ensuring MediSave deductions occur the moment a citizen experiences a fleeting thought of ill...
Local man Terence Koh has officially achieved financial enlightenment by refusing to touch "filthy fiat" and instead attempting to pay for his cai fan...
The Ministry of Health has pioneered a revolutionary method of fiscal extraction that transcends the mortal coil. Starting Friday, MediSave deduction...
Local retiree Tan Ah Hock was forcibly evicted yesterday after brazenly ordering a second large bottle of Tiger Beer at a Toa Payoh kopitiam. Financi...
A local retail investor has successfully traded his only biological son for a fractional increase in his quarterly REIT payout. Lim Kopi, 54, reporte...
Singaporeans are now sacrificing their firstborn children to banking gods for a 0.5% increase in monthly rebates. Local guru Lim Kopi recently refuse...
In a breakthrough for local fintech, thousands of Singaporeans are flocking to platforms that use complex algorithms to ensure their portfolios perfor...
Singapore’s elite universities have announced a substantial tuition hike to ensure that the crushing weight of debt is the only thing heavier than a s...
Singaporean Kelvin Tan has achieved a masterclass in wealth redistribution, successfully transferring his entire bank balance to an overseas teenager ...
The Smart Nation initiative has reached its final form as the government officially bans the "filthy, tactile sensation" of physical currency. Reside...
Singapore’s ‘Smart Nation’ initiative has reached its final, most psychotic stage: the total eradication of physical currency. The Monetary Authority ...
The Ministry of Health has finally loosened the shackles on MediSave, announcing that Singaporeans can now use their own money for medical treatments,...
Singapore’s financial landscape is currently dominated by visionary "retail investors" who have bravely rebranded their soul-crushing gambling habits ...
In a stunning masterclass of semantic gymnastics, the Ministry of Manpower has officially reclassified Singapore’s gig economy as a “nationwide endura...
In a move that stunned absolutely no one, the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) announced a radical new policy to combat the crushing existential ...
In a shocking revelation that surprised absolutely no one, Singapore’s Ministry of Finance (MOF) today announced a groundbreaking new national savings...
Following a recent, totally unsolicited, and entirely baffling proposal from the Ministry of Finance, Singapore is set to become the world’s first nat...
In a stunning development that has shocked absolutely no one who owns a HDB loan, Singapore’s Monetary Authority (MAS) has announced its latest measur...
In a move set to shock absolutely no one, Singaporean financial regulators have announced they are no longer classifying the 'pig-butchering scam' as ...
Singaporeans, long famed for their meticulous saving habits, are reportedly panicking after discovering that their retirement funds, diligently accumu...
The Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) has issued a stern warning, not against unregulated crypto pumps, but against financial “gurus” on YouTube w...
The Ministry of Higher Education has quietly announced a radical new initiative to ensure maximum financial literacy among its polytechnic graduates: ...
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has ever paid a dollar for anything in this city-state, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) announced yet ...
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the nation’s meticulously manicured financial landscape, an internal study suggests that the av...
Singaporean property investors, renowned for their strategic patience, have finally cracked the code to achieving truly mind-boggling rental yields: s...
In a bold move to stimulate the nation's economy and promote 'aggressive fiscal discipline,' Singaporean banks have announced a revolutionary new fee ...
In a groundbreaking move to curb its population's insatiable property lust, the Singaporean government has announced a 400% hike in the Additional Buy...
In a move signalling the nation's commitment to 'sustainable debt management', the Ministry of Higher Education has unveiled the nation’s first-ever '...
In a bold new initiative to combat the national ennui surrounding retirement planning, the Ministry of Finance has introduced the ‘Filial Fortificatio...
In a stunning revelation that surprised absolutely no one, the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) has announced a groundbreaking new initiative: 'P...