Wealthy Sinkies are proving that common sense is a luxury they cannot afford by dropping $30,000 to fly their cats to Hong Kong. SingaPaw Air caters ...
In a brutal display of diplomatic musical chairs, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has rewarded one high-flier with Belgian waffles while condemning an...
Australia’s deployment of Boeing surveillance planes and missiles to the Middle East has sparked outrage among Sinkies. They demand that such "defens...
Singapore has solidified its reputation as the world’s most desperate-to-please hall monitor after successfully evacuating South Koreans from the Midd...
In a stunning display of agricultural efficiency, a Malaysian motorcyclist has successfully revolutionised the "Final Destination" franchise by delive...
A local content creator has expressed shock that her fellow commuters preferred watching her almost snap her spine over offering basic human assistanc...
The Opposition Leader was reportedly treated for severe psychological trauma after discovering that a tin of mystery meat now retails for more than a ...
The nation has entered a period of national mourning after the Tampines Mall McDonald’s shuttered its grease-stained doors after thirty years of enabl...
A local politician has suggested extending preschool hours to 7.30pm so Singaporeans can successfully transition their children into permanent state-o...
In a stunning display of "do as I say, not as I lah," 89% of Singaporeans believe immigrants should pass a rigorous English test despite half the loca...
A visionary Singaporean has revolutionized the local economy by inventing a "buy one, get both free" scheme that involves simply lying to a delivery a...
The Land Transport Authority successfully liberated 178 electric motors from the streets, ensuring Singapore remains the world's premier destination f...
A murmuration of Daurian starlings over Woodlands has humiliated Singaporeans by demonstrating that hundreds of individuals can move in unison without...
The sudden closure of all six Providore outlets has triggered a national identity crisis among Singaporeans who base their entire personality on overp...
The new Head Honcho of Singapore’s favourite digital-outage simulator has secured a modest $9.6 million for her first nine months, proving that "girl ...
An Aljunied politician was reportedly treated for severe emotional distress after discovering that a single can of mystery chicken meat now costs more...
A group of Singaporean adolescents has successfully traded their entire adult lives for a handful of shiny cardboard illustrations depicting fictional...
A local ink-slinger has finally bridged the Causeway gap by discovering that Malaysian strays are significantly less likely to perform unscheduled bas...
Woodlands has officially transitioned into a lawless wasteland after three criminal masterminds successfully liberated a foldable camping chair from a...
A local Keyboard Specialist has discovered that escaping a violent fiancé was merely the warm-up act for a student’s unscripted solo performance. Aft...
As petrol prices smash through the $3 barrier, Singaporean motorists are officially upgrading their cars from "modes of transport" to "stationary monu...
Singapore has finally achieved its dream of becoming a truly "connected" nation. Eleven local legends recently proved that every corner of the island...
World leaders in Tehran and Tel Aviv reportedly froze in terror after learning that a junior minister from a country the size of a thumbprint finally ...
An 18-year-old Singaporean polytechnic student is currently experiencing the unique "character building" exercise of losing $16,800 to a person named ...
Jackson Chua didn’t actually "go missing"; he just discovered the only bus route that leads directly out of this over-regulated, overpriced open-air p...
A local university student was hospitalized for shock after receiving a $2,888 red packet instead of the usual passive-aggressive WhatsApp messages re...
Nothing says "I have zero personality" quite like queuing three hours for a $17.90 bowl of crab roe noodles in a humid shopping mall. Local Sinkies a...
Local retiree Francis has emerged from his lair of reporting illegal parking to warn Singaporeans that AI is coming for their rice bowls. The 70-year...
Local legend See has been nominated for a National Day Award after surviving a harrowing $16.60 porridge-related war crime. The Pandapro elite was fo...
Local hero Serene has successfully weaponized her boredom to extort a full $18 from Foodpanda’s digital clutches. While normal humans might just eat ...
In a devastating blow to national cynicism, a local cabby has been caught helping a passenger instead of filming his death for likes. Mr. Ng reported...
Local nurse Emily Yap has successfully interrupted the peaceful wait for death at St Theresa’s Home by reminding residents that they still exist, desp...
In a city so expensive even deities are defaulting on their HDB loans, the God of Fortune was seen queuing at Singapore Pools. Apparently, the divine...
A local legend has emerged after a viral video showed a Singaporean man stuffing flyers into unlocked HDB letterboxes with the dexterity of a professi...
The Singapore government has officially announced a "Parenthood Reset," which is the political equivalent of blowing into a dusty Nintendo cartridge a...
Congratulations to the three lucky winners who are now rich enough to afford a private carpark lot and a plate of Cai Fan with fish. While thousands ...
In a bold move to bypass the government’s $10,000 COE ransom, two Bukit Batok teenagers have pioneered the first-ever "scrappie sharing economy." The...
In a nation built on "meritocracy," thousands of Singaporeans have collectively decided that their retirement plan is now just staring at fruit scraps...
The Singapore government has concluded that Sinkies are failing to breed because they lack a clear Ministerial directive on how to properly bone. Ind...
Goh Meng Seng has confirmed that having his party’s website hijacked by foreign squatters is the most international recognition he’s ever received. T...
Xavier Seah Ja Chen has been remanded at the Institute of Mental Health because he apparently thinks he’s the next Vidal Sassoon for strays. The 23-y...
The Singapore government has expressed profound shock after discovering that it occasionally rains in a tropical rainforest. Renovations at Queenstow...
Mediacorp has announced the Star Awards 2026, the only night of the year when Singaporeans are reminded that local television still actually exists. ...
The Ministry of Defence has finally realised that the only way to get Singaporeans to exercise without a $500 IPPT incentive is to call it a "Fitness ...
The Land Transport Authority has successfully saved Singapore from the existential threat of affordable transportation. By impounding 185 vehicles, t...
Local university students are reportedly burning their First-Class Honours degrees to pursue the prestigious career of steering a twelve-meter metal b...
The Singapore government has clarified that paying National Servicemen a living wage would be a "vile insult" to their priceless sacrifice. Minister ...
The Singapore government has confirmed that 450 lucky millionaires have officially purchased the "Singaporean DLC" for a combined S$500 million. Whil...
The Ministry of Home Affairs has officially announced a new prefixed number for police calls, acknowledging that Singaporeans currently possess the su...
Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan confirmed Singapore is finally ready to tell superpowers "no," a word the government has spent sixty years aggres...