Singaporeans have found a revolutionary way to burn money faster than a crypto scam by sitting in humid sheds staring at stagnant ponds. The "sport" ...
The Ministry of Culture has officially designated queueing at Singapore Pools as the nation’s premier Olympic endurance sport. Thousands of retirees ...
The Ministry of Culture, Community and Youth has officially gazetted the stone steps outside Ngee Ann City as a "High-Intensity Judging Zone." Thousa...
Singaporeans have discovered that the only thing cheaper than professional therapy is screaming into a germ-infested microphone for three hours. The ...
Community Clubs have successfully weaponised the cha-cha to prevent Singapore’s elderly from realising their lives are functionally over. The air-con...
Thousands of Singaporeans are flocking to Changi Beach to inhale premium kerosene fumes under the guise of "relaxing." Nothing says "romance" like sc...
The S.E.A. Aquarium has officially been declared the premier lepak destination for Singaporeans who enjoy staring at captive life forms even more mise...
Local ‘philanthropist’ Jeremy Koh has pioneered a revolutionary wealth management strategy by trading his daughter’s university fund for a $5,000 poly...
Local masochist Marcus Ng attempted to "unwind" at the Southern Ridges, proving that Singaporeans can turn even a leisurely stroll into a humid death ...
In a bold move to ensure no Singaporean enjoys a single moment of silence, the government has converted all park benches and nursing homes into high-i...
Singapore’s bird-singing competitions have become the premier destination for men seeking to avoid their wives’ nagging by listening to different, mor...
Hundreds of fitness masochists descended upon Bukit Timah Nature Reserve this weekend, eager to simulate the experience of being boiled alive in a Uni...