The Ministry of Defence has intensified Pulau Tekong’s "Turnout" drills by simulating a direct hydrogen bomb hit on the cookhouse. Recruits were seen...
The Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has officially declared that the sight of a slightly grey cotton bud is a greater threat to national security than an...
Every Singaporean man is currently experiencing a mysterious medical phenomenon known as "Pre-ICT Paralysis." As the dreaded SMS from MINDEF arrives,...
The Ministry of Defence has officially classified “Dear John” breakup texts as a more lethal form of psychological warfare than actual biological weap...
The Ministry of Defence has finally confirmed that the pixelated No. 4 uniform provides absolute protection against accidental fatherhood. While desi...
Recruit Lim’s theatrical performance at the Medical Centre has officially surpassed the heights of Hollywood’s finest method actors. Armed with a dub...
Local recruit Marcus Lim was rushed to A&E this morning after suffering a violent mental breakdown from sleeping on a mattress that wasn't infested wi...
Private Tan, a specimen of human intelligence comparable to a damp sponge, successfully secured the wrong perimeter for twelve straight hours. Instea...
In a display of strategic desperation that would make Sun Tzu weep, Recruit Tan has launched a full-scale WhatsApp offensive from beneath his sweaty, ...
Singaporean males are currently embroiled in a savage debate regarding who suffers more: the recruit eating mud or the salaryman eating corporate shit...
In a desperate bid to combat plummeting birth rates, the Ministry of Defence has officially integrated Pulau Tekong’s legendary spectral population in...
The Ministry of Defence has raised the national security alert to ‘Severe’ after CPL Tan’s ORD haircut was officially classified as a visual biohazard...
Following his final field camp on Pulau Tekong, Corporal Lim has been found digging a shellscrape in his Toa Payoh living room. Despite the humidity a...
In a shocking reveal that surprised absolutely no one with a functioning brain, MINDEF has finally admitted that Singapore’s National Service is not a...
The Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) has unveiled a groundbreaking initiative to combat inflation amongst the nation’s conscripts: the revolutionary “$350...
The Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) is reportedly considering a mandatory “Unit Bragging License” for all NS heartlanders, following a disturbing surge i...
The terrifying reality of live firing hit recruits harder than expected this week, as a platoon reportedly developed a collective "recoil sickness" im...
The Ministry of Defence announced yesterday that to combat acute ‘admin fatigue’ amongst career officers, all recruits will now undergo a mandatory ‘W...
In a move that has shocked absolutely nobody who has ever entered a Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) barracks, the Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) has offici...
The much-anticipated annual live-firing exercise, infamous for its unpredictable scheduling, descended into farce yesterday when the entire battalion ...
The sheer, unadulterated horror was palpable as the fresh batches of Pre-Enlistees (PEs) returned to camp for the first time post-BMT in their freshly...
The sheer panic witnessed at the SAF Mobilisation Centre yesterday confirms a long-held theory: Singaporean men are physically incapable of locating t...
The Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) has announced a revolutionary new doctrine for guarding checkpoints: "Proactive Inaction." Recruits, or "sharks," are...
In a move that has stunned absolutely no one, the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has officially confirmed that the role of the Storeman—the mythical cus...
The mandatory biannual ritual known as the ‘Unit Catch-Up’—where past and present servicemen are forced to relive their BMT glory days by sharing vagu...
The Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) today announced a groundbreaking initiative to maximise the 'value' of weekend downtime for Operationally Ready Natio...
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has ever woken up for a 4:30 AM parade, the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has officially announced that al...
The Defence Ministry has announced a revolutionary upgrade to the annual 'last field camp' ritual, confirming that recruits will no longer be required...
In a move baffling to outside militaries, the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has formally recognised the high-stakes drama of field camp courtship, rena...
SINGAPORE — Amidst dwindling real-world threats, the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has reportedly escalated its commitment to operational readiness by ...