A local Reticulated Python was forcibly "saved" today from its preferred habitat of a damp Bishan longkang. The reptile, busy digesting a stray cat, ...
The Housing Development Board has officially surrendered all void decks to the newly formed Feline Overlord Council. Feeding corners have been rebran...
NParks has officially classified local Tai Chi groups as a "persistent invasive species" currently choking the ecosystem of Singapore’s botanic garden...
National Parks Board (NParks) has officially classified the "Red-Clad Park Drunkard" as an invasive species following the National Day weekend. These...
Mandai Wildlife Reserve announced Kai Kai the panda has achieved the Singaporean dream: doing absolutely nothing while getting paid in imported grass....
Every Sunday, Singapore’s sterile pavements transform into a sprawling wildlife documentary as thousands of migratory workers emerge from their window...
Singapore’s feathered elite have officially filed for diplomatic immunity following their forced relocation from Jurong. The penguins, accustomed to ...
Pulau Ubin remains the final sanctuary where pampered Singaporeans can cosplay as impoverished peasants for the weekend. NParks has officially rebran...
National Parks Board has officially designated Singapore’s monsoon drains as elite training facilities for the reptilian master race. These oversized...
The National Environment Agency (NEA) has officially designated East Coast Park as the world’s first "Post-Consumer Plastic Sanctuary." Authorities ar...
The National Parks Board has officially granted “Diplomatic Immunity” to the four-metre saltwater crocodile lurking at Pasir Ris, noting that the rept...
Recent sightings of Indo-Pacific humpback dolphins off Sentosa have stunned locals, who are amazed that any sentient organism can survive in water tha...
NParks officials are frantic as Singapore’s final pangolin, ‘Xavier’, has officially entered a celibacy pact. Despite being critically endangered, the...
Singapore’s newest invasive species, the *Uncle Cameraholicus*, has reached critical mass at Pasir Ris Park. Armed with white-barreled “bazooka” lense...
NParks has officially reclassified Singapore’s dawn-dwelling Tai Chi groups as a highly territorial invasive species. These silver-maned predators con...
Singapore has officially surrendered its sovereignty to the Bishan-9 otter family. Forget the SPF; the new masters of the Marina are semi-aquatic soci...
In a shocking revelation, the Ministry of Environment and Water Resources (MEWR) has announced a radical new anti-dengue initiative: embracing the mos...
The National Parks Board (NParks) has announced a radical new conservation strategy for the Malayan water monitor lizard, now officially classified as...
The controversial Night Safari feeding shows, long criticised for their 'pedestrian' presentation, have been radically overhauled. In a move mirroring...
In a groundbreaking move to address the "stray crisis," the National Parks Board (NParks) announced today that all remaining unchipped community cats ...
The National Parks Board (NParks) has issued a rare advisory this week, urging residents to stay indoors between 11 PM and 4 AM due to the annual peak...
In a stunning display of adaptive evolution, scientists confirm that the prized native wildlife of Bukit Timah Nature Reserve has successfully relocat...
The National Parks Board (NParks) today announced a controversial new initiative to curb the relentless dawn cacophony emanating from Singapore’s ubiq...
The National Parks Board (NParks) has announced a revolutionary new strategy to boost biodiversity in our reservoirs: mandatory “catch-and-release” fi...
Authorities have confirmed that the legendary ‘Lost Balls’ snakes inhabiting Singapore’s pristine golf courses are now demanding a 50% share of the lo...
The National Zoo has quietly replaced its beloved Giant Pandas, Le Le and Kai Kai, with a pair of highly trained, laser-pointer-obsessed domestic shor...
In a stunning move to enhance operational readiness, the Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) has announced that all recruits will now undergo mandatory survi...
In a shocking move to combat endemic 'Nature Deficit Disorder' among its citizens, the Mandai Wildlife Reserve has announced plans to introduce a 'Pay...
In a move praised by absolutely no one, the Singapore Zoo has announced a revolutionary new exhibit: ‘The Concrete Jungle Habitat.’ Following years of...
In a shocking admission, the National Parks Board (NParks) today confirmed that the much-hyped ‘Giant Panda Sanctuary’ slated for the newly reclaimed ...
In a bold move to tackle the island’s persistent space crunch, the National Parks Board (NParks) has officially classified the Horseshoe Crab as ‘Exce...
Singapore’s National Parks Board (NParks) has announced a groundbreaking new conservation effort following the latest discovery of a 4-metre python at...
In a shocking display of urban entitlement, MacRitchie Reservoir’s long-resident long-tailed macaques have formally lodged a complaint with NParks ove...