Singapore Firms Prefer PhDs From ‘Bulgarian WhatsApp University’ Over Useless Local Honours

Singapore has solved its productivity crisis by legally reclassifying “printing a JPEG from a Bulgarian server” as a valid academic achievement.

HR departments across the island have been instructed to ignore the "Comic Sans" font on PhDs if the applicant possesses a high-limit credit card.

“I buy my MBA from 'Stanford-Upon-Pasir-Ris' for fifty dollars only, and now my boss call me 'Visionary Leader' leh,” said local intern Boy-Boy.

Educational experts claim that a fake degree is actually a supreme sign of “entrepreneurial resourcefulness” and “cost-saving initiative.”

Real degrees are currently being phased out as they take too long to achieve and provide zero decorative value to a LinkedIn profile.