Singapore ID Firm Wins Award For Revolutionary ‘Total Financial Minimalism’ Disappearing Act

Singapore’s hottest interior design trend, ‘The Ghosted Industrialist,’ is sweeping new BTOs, leaving homeowners with nothing but a half-hacked bomb shelter and a crippling sense of existential dread. Local firm ‘Scam-di-navian Living’ has perfected the art of the 95% deposit, promising a ‘minimalist sanctuary’ that turns out to be just the ID’s Instagram story from a luxury beach club in Phuket.

'At first I thought the lack of floor tiles was a bold choice,' said victim Lim Boon Hock. 'But then the ID block me on WhatsApp. I call him from public phone, he say: "Uncle, relax lah, this one is 'Invisible Zen' concept. You don't see the kitchen island? That's because your aesthetic vibe not high enough. Don't so strawberry can or not?"'

Industry experts claim these scams are actually 'character-building exercises' designed to prepare Singaporeans for the only renovation they can actually afford: their funeral.