Singapore Man Executed For Failing To Season Half-Boiled Eggs

The Ministry of National Development has declared that the ability to slurp lukewarm, unhatched chicken foetuses is now the only valid metric for citizenship.

Millions of Singaporeans were seen today huddled over plastic saucers, performing the ritualistic sacrifice of poultry embryos while drowning the remains in viscous black sodium.

Local kopitiam regular, Ah Hock, was spotted vibrating with anticipation as his eggs reached the perfect consistency of a chesty cough.

"Eh, if the yolk not runny like my nose during haze season, what is the point of living, brother?" Ah Hock remarked while vacuuming the greyish goop.

Foreigners who describe the dish as "Salmonella soup" are being deported for lack of refined taste buds.

"You don't play play ah, must put so much pepper until you get asthma attack," added an auntie who hasn't chewed breakfast since 1974.

Any egg found with structural integrity will be treated as a threat to national security.