Singapore Sex Ed Now Only Teaches Advanced Origami To Prevent Teenage Distraction

In a revolutionary move designed to maximise ‘hush-hush’ academic performance, the Ministry of Education (MOE) today unveiled its radical new sex education curriculum: ‘The Advanced Paper Folding & Abstinence Trilogy.’

Sources confirm the revamped programme, mandatory from Primary 1, focuses almost entirely on mastering the intricate art of origami cranes, believed to be the ultimate deterrent against ‘unnecessary distractions.’

“Wah, so hard to fold, I scared I cannot finish my homework already, never mind that other thing lah,” commented worried parent, Mrs. Tan, queuing outside a primary school clutching a syllabus containing diagrams of a surprisingly complex paper swan.

The MOE stated the syllabus ensures students remain ‘optimally focused on the PSLE,’ as mastering the five thousandth crane guarantees spiritual and biological purity until university graduation. Experts agree: if you can fold that well, you clearly have no time for romance.