Singapore Students Pay Ghostwriters To Write 5,000-Word Essays On Academic Integrity

Singapore’s underground ghostwriting industry has reached a glorious zenith, with local students now paying strangers to simulate having an actual brain. Why suffer through a 5,000-word dissertation on 'Ethics in Business' when a $40 freelancer in a basement can more efficiently argue why cheating is a 'pro-active growth strategy'?

The market is so saturated that even toddlers are subcontracting their 'My Hobby' essays to cynical copywriters. "Wah, you think I free ah?" asked one NUS student, currently outsourcing his own Tinder replies. "My ghostwriter write damn power. If I write myself, sure fail. I pay money, get A, then join Management Associate programme. This one is called smart, not cheating, understand?"