Singapore SWAT Team Topples Underground Syndicate Smuggling 2023 RI Prelim Papers

The Central Narcotics Bureau has shifted focus to a deadlier substance: unwatermarked 2023 Nanyang Primary prelim papers.

Undercover agents recently raided a Geylang back-alley, finding kingpins trafficking high-purity Hwa Chong assessment booklets.

"Eh, you want the real stuff or not? This one got the teacher's original red marking one leh," whispered a hooded dealer.

Desperate tiger mums are reportedly trading functional spleens for a single photocopied page of a Raffles Institution mock exam.

"Last year my girl never get 99 marks, I almost die, now must buy secret paper or she become failure lor," sobbed one mother.

Education officials warned that while drugs are bad, unapproved study materials are the true national emergency.