Disney Drones Finally Replace Need For Singaporean Children

The Singapore sky was recently conquered by hundreds of surveillance tools cleverly disguised as beloved intellectual property.

Thousands of Sinkies gathered at Marina Bay to witness a multi-billion-dollar American rodent legally annex the entire waterfront.

As drones formed the shape of a Merlion, spectators briefly forgot their soul-crushing workloads and the fact that their only real "adventure" is a 45-minute MRT ride.

“Wah lau, so magic sia, better than having real baby, at least drones don't cry,” remarked one mesmerised salaryman while filming the sky on a phone he can't afford.

Tourism officials confirmed that staring at floating LED pixels is now the primary state-approved method for maintaining national morale.

The event concluded with a giant glowing Mickey Mouse demanding everyone’s credit card details.