Resourceful Sinkies Combat High COE By Sharing One Illegal Scrap Motorcycle

In a bold move to bypass the government’s $10,000 COE ransom, two Bukit Batok teenagers have pioneered the first-ever "scrappie sharing economy."

The visionary 16-year-olds were caught taking turns on a deregistered motorcycle, proving that Singaporeans are finally embracing sustainability by reusing literal industrial waste.

Law enforcement officials are reportedly "shaking" at the thought of youth discovering that wheels still turn even if you don’t pay the Land Transport Authority for the privilege of existing.

Investigators are currently checking if the boys also shared a single sweaty helmet or if that would have exceeded the "too much fun" quota legally allowed in the West side.

Meanwhile, the 22-year-old at VivoCity with fake plates is being hailed as a master of disguise for thinking a different sticker could fool a gahmen that tracks your literal bowel movements.

It’s a tragic day when a Sinkie can't even play "Initial D" in a HDB carpark without the state demanding their pound of flesh and three years of corrective work order.