Singapore Bitcoin Maxi Offers Hawkers Financial Freedom Instead Of Cash

Local man Terence Koh has officially achieved financial enlightenment by refusing to touch "filthy fiat" and instead attempting to pay for his cai fan with pure, unadulterated hope.

Clad in a sweat-stained "HODL" shirt at Amoy Street Food Centre, Terence spent forty-five minutes explaining the Lightning Network to a confused auntie who just wanted her $5.50.

"Eh, auntie, you don't know meh? This paper money is just centralized garbage created by lizards, okay?" Terence shouted while clutching a hardware wallet that contained his entire life savings.

Despite his portfolio being down 65% this week, he remains convinced that he is a visionary genius and everyone else is simply "too poor" to understand the blockchain.

"I don't need food, I have digital gold," he whispered, his stomach growling in a way that sounded suspiciously like a market crash.

"Liddat how to buy? You wait until Bitcoin go moon, then I buy your whole stall and your grandson also, but now I stay hungry first lah!"