Singapore Deploys 'Ottercide' Squads To Stop Furry Serial Killers

The government has officially sanctioned "Ottercide" patrols to end the reign of Singapore’s most pampered serial killers.

Special Forces are now authorized to use lethal force against any otter caught loitering near a billionaire’s private swimming pool.

This follows a string of koi massacres that left Sentosa residents traumatised and fishless.

"Last time cute only, now they come my house steal my expensive fish like buffet, damn siao one!" shouted witness Mr. Lim.

Authorities plan to process the furry corpses into artisanal keychains for tourists who enjoy dark irony.

"Steady lah, finally stop these furry gangsters before they take over Parliament," remarked local resident, Boy Boy.