Singapore Mandates Catch-and-Release for All Unflattering Reservoir Fish

The National Parks Board (NParks) has announced a revolutionary new strategy to boost biodiversity in our reservoirs: mandatory “catch-and-release” fishing, but only for species that look sufficiently 'Instagrammable.' Anglers are now being issued with a pre-approved list of photogenic carp and catfish. Any fish deemed too 'plain' must be immediately returned, regardless of the angler's hunger. \"We must maintain the aesthetic integrity of our water sources,\" stated a visibly stressed NParks official. Local fisherman, Ah Hock, was furious: \"*Wah lao eh*, I caught a fat Peacock Bass, right? But the angle no good! They tell me throw back! Next time I just bring tripod and selfie stick lah! So complicated!\" The new 'Catch, Filter, Release' policy ensures Singapore's waters remain pristine for drone footage only.