Singapore Masochists Gather To Watch Planes Carry Luckier People To Freedom

Thousands of Singaporeans are flocking to Changi Beach to inhale premium kerosene fumes under the guise of "relaxing."

Nothing says "romance" like screaming into your partner’s ear while a Boeing 777 ruptures your eardrums at 140 decibels.

Local enthusiast Ah Beng claims the engine vibrations help him forget his soul-crushing corporate existence.

"Sibei shiok leh, see the plane fly away then I imagine I also inside, not stuck here like cockroach," he said.

Experts suggest this hobby is a coping mechanism for a population legally forbidden from having actual personalities.

Watching luckier people depart provides the exact resentment needed to survive another Monday.