Singapore Night Safari Now Shoots Live Prey at Predators Via Pneumatic Tube

The controversial Night Safari feeding shows, long criticised for their 'pedestrian' presentation, have been radically overhauled. In a move mirroring the city-state’s obsession with efficiency, zookeepers are now launching prey directly into predator enclosures via pneumatic tubes, labelled 'Instant Meal Delivery System 3000'. Early reviews suggest the lions are far more entertained by the *thwump* of arrival than the actual consumption. “*Aiyo*, so fast, never even time to digest my kopi first,” lamented one visitor. Authorities insist this transition is vital for maintaining 'Peak Predator Engagement Metrics' and ensuring no animal wastes valuable energy on manual hunting. Experts confirm the new system saves approximately 0.003 seconds per feeding.** said Dr. Heng. The Safari is already planning to automate the cleaning process using laser grids.\**— Sarah Lim**