Singapore NS Recruit Diagnosed With Stockholm Syndrome After Final Field Camp

Local recruit Marcus Lim was rushed to A&E this morning after suffering a violent mental breakdown from sleeping on a mattress that wasn't infested with fire ants.

Having completed his final Singapore NS field camp, Lim reportedly spent three hours trying to "powder bath" his girlfriend with Snake Brand Prickly Heat while screaming about "low silhouette."

"Eh, I tell you ah, the air-con too cold, I miss the smell of my own kopek sweat and the spicy braised mutton ration," sobbed Lim while digging a shellscrape in his mother’s expensive Persian rug.

Psychiatrists confirm Lim is suffering from 'Tekong Tinnitus,' a condition where one hears the ghost of a Platoon Sergeant screaming "Knock it over" during intimate moments.

"This one total bobo cha cha case, he cry because no more mud to eat," noted 3SG Koh, who was seen stealing Lim’s remaining ET stick.

The SAF has offered Lim a lifetime supply of mosquito coils to help him transition back to a life of meaningless corporate slavery.