Singapore Politician Shocked Luncheon Meat Costs More Than Sinkies’ Souls

The Opposition Leader was reportedly treated for severe psychological trauma after discovering that a tin of mystery meat now retails for more than a vintage Rolex.

During a performative display of “relating to the common folk,” the high-ranking politician was visibly shaken to learn that a bottle of fizzy drink costs more than a single golden coin.

“Lanjiao, $8.90 for one tin? Last time I check is like two dollar only leh!” the politician exclaimed, while clutching his chest in a carpark.

“Everything so expensive now, I think I go back eat grass better, at least grass is free one hor!”

He was later seen sobbing into a $12.80 box of pastries, wondering how Sinkies survive without a taxpayer salary.