Singapore Seizes 185 Vehicles To Protect Sinkies From The Horror Of Cheap Rides

The Land Transport Authority has successfully saved Singapore from the existential threat of affordable transportation.

By impounding 185 vehicles, the government ensures that no Sinkie accidentally saves fifty dollars while visiting Johor Bahru.

Officials confirmed that a car crossing the border without a permit is basically a mobile weapon of mass destruction aimed at the gahmen’s tax revenue.

Patriotic snitches from the taxi associations are being hailed as national heroes for reporting any driver who doesn't charge a kidney for a 30-minute trip.

"We must safeguard livelihoods," one official whispered while lovingly stroking a giant pile of COE revenue.

Commuters are reminded that being stranded at the Causeway is significantly safer than sitting in a clean, unlicensed Toyota Vellfire.

If you aren't paying $120 for a legal taxi, you aren't just a commuter; you are a traitor to the Singaporean economy.

The impounded cars will be melted down to build more ERP gantries to further protect our national safety.