Singapore Supermarket Boss Sues Landlord For Expecting Loan Repayment

A local supermarket tycoon has filed a lawsuit against a veteran department store for the "unfathomable cruelty" of expecting him to actually pay back a $66 million loan.

The legal drama escalated after the landlord attempted to seize the businessman’s Jervois Hill bungalow, a property so gargantuan it is legally considered its own sovereign city-state.

The tycoon alleged that the department store reneged on a secret "bro-code" agreement where the multi-million dollar debt was meant to be repaid in vibes rather than legal tender.

"Aiyoh, I thought we brothers, why you so action want to take my house?" the supermarket boss reportedly sobbed while clutching a gold-plated avocado.

"Loan only what, wait long long then I pay back lor, don't be so kiasu lah!"

The department store has dismissed the claim, arguing that "mutual friendship" rarely includes a $70 million discount on a private palace.