Singapore Woman Hospitalised After Discovering Friend’s Party Via Instagram Story

Local socialite Charmaine Tan is currently in a vegetative state at Mount Elizabeth Hospital after realising she was the only female in Singapore not invited to a backyard brunch.

Medical scans confirmed that Tan’s brain literally folded in on itself upon seeing a Boomerang of her "inner circle" clinking glasses of lukewarm prosecco.

"Siao liao, I tell her already don't refresh the feed, but she keep scrolling until her eyes turn red," said her distraught friend, Jolene.

"Then she see the geotag and she just collapse, mouth foaming, screaming 'where is my invite?!' like a total siao lang."

Doctors suggest that for Singaporean women, being excluded from a mediocre gathering is more lethal than a high-speed e-scooter collision.

"Wait until she find out the party got door gift but she never get, then confirm she heart attack again," added Jolene.