Singapore Woman Rejects Proposal After Ring Fails To Blind Pilot

Local man Kelvin Tan achieved "peak romance" yesterday by proposing with a 50-man tactical team and a blood-signed prenuptial agreement.

The proposal, staged at a five-star hotel, reportedly cost more than the GDP of several small island nations.

Singaporean women now demand proposals that resemble a corporate merger crossed with a Michael Bay action sequence to ensure maximum Instagram envy.

"I told him, if the diamond cannot blind one SIA pilot, don't think I'll open my legs tonight," said the fiancée, Cheryl.

"Liddat then called sincere mah, if not later he think I cheap or what."

Sociologists claim that the traditional "I love you" has been replaced by "I have high-yield bonds and a low sperm count for less domestic friction."

Kelvin later admitted the 12-carat ring was primarily intended to assert dominance over his future brother-in-law.

The couple is now planning a wedding that involves a ticketed entry and dynamic pricing to recoup their initial investment.