Singapore Women Demand KTVs Ban All Songs Requiring Actual Vocal Talent

In a stunning development that has shocked absolutely no one who has attended a corporate bonding session, Singaporean women have formally requested that KTV establishment soundtracks be updated to only include songs they can belt out without accidentally summoning an exorcist. Sources indicate the main issue arose during a recent performance of a mid-2000s Mandopop ballad, where the lead vocalist’s vibrato reportedly caused the smoke machine to malfunction and the disco ball to visibly weep.

"Wah lau eh, she sound like dying cat," commented one brave bystander, wiping tears. "I thought the spirit inside the machine was angry, so I quickly go buy a $5 packet of tissues for the DJ."

Another participant lamented, "Every time they hit the high note, my own ego drops one level. Next time, just play Taylor Swift lah. At least we know the words." Management is reportedly considering mandatory pre-KTV vocal coaching, featuring only power ballads performed by seasoned Channel 8 drama OST singers.