Singapore Women Lobby To Preserve Orchard Towers As ‘Authentic Female Heritage Site’

The Singaporean female population has entered a period of mourning following the tragic sanitisation of Orchard Towers.

Advocacy groups are lobbying to declare the "Four Floors of Whores" a UNESCO Heritage site to honour its hard-working "entrepreneurs."

For decades, local wives used the towers as a dumping ground for husbands to lose their dignity without cluttering the house.

"Where he going to go now?" lamented 56-year-old resident, Bee Lian.

"Last time he go there, he come back smelling like cheap perfume, so I can ask for new branded bag, win-win what!"

Sociologists warn that without the towers, Singaporean women may be forced to actually speak to their spouses.

"If he stay home and talk about his prostate, I will jump from balcony, I tell you, sibeh sian," added Bee Lian.

By Chloe Ong