Singaporean Woman Hails Explosive Diarrhoea as Revolutionary Fitness Breakthrough

Local influencer, Serene Tan, has successfully achieved her dream weight of "2D silhouette" by consuming unregulated Thai slimming pills that list "cardiac arrest" as a minor side effect. The 24-year-old, who now possesses the bone density of a wet cracker, claims her new regimen of vibrating uncontrollably and sweating cold grease is "totally worth it" for the Gram.

"Wah, the detox really power sia," Serene said, clutching a toilet bowl like a long-lost lover. "My heart beating so fast I can see into the future, and my liver turning black, but look at my collarbone! Who needs kidneys when you got thigh gap? If I collapse in Orchard Road, just make sure my angle is nice before you call ambulance."

Despite the HSA’s warnings, Singaporean girls are flocking to buy the "Internal Organ Melter" supplements, proving that in Singapore, death is a small price to pay for fitting into a size XS.