Singaporeans Jealous UAE Jails Tourists For Unaesthetic Missile Footage

The United Arab Emirates has reminded the world that while missiles may destroy infrastructure, nothing is more lethal than a tourist with a TikTok account ruining the national "vibe."

Authorities are currently hunting down anyone who dares to document reality, fearing that a few exploding skyscrapers might slightly tarnish their carefully curated reputation for being "business-friendly."

Legal experts suggest that if you see a projectile coming, you should simply close your eyes and pretend it is just very aggressive, unlicensed fireworks.

“Wah lau, I go there for holiday and cannot even record the fireball for my followers?” complained one frustrated Singaporean influencer.

“If I pay so much for flight, I want to see the Burj Al Arab go ‘boom’ in 4K, otherwise no point lah!”

Violators face two years in prison, which is still shorter than the queue for a new iPhone.