Sinkie Politician Relieved Foreign Domain Squatters Finally Realise He Exists

Goh Meng Seng has confirmed that having his party’s website hijacked by foreign squatters is the most international recognition he’s ever received.

The Secretary-General expressed deep relief that someone finally looked at his page, even if it was just a bot from a Cayman Islands shell company trying to sell erectile dysfunction pills.

“It’s actually quite touching,” Goh said, wiping a tear of joy that someone spent money on his domain name when most Singaporeans wouldn't even spend a single vote on him.

He praised the new owners for documenting his party’s history better than his own memory, which is currently occupied by 5G conspiracies and unhinged Facebook rants.

Goh added that while he might sue for defamation later, he’s currently too busy enjoying the thrill of having more web traffic than a defunct Geocities page.

He remains hopeful that the hackers will eventually take over his physical body so he can finally experience what it’s like to be useful.