Sinkie Tattoo Artist Shocked Dogs Can’t Fly Off Sengkang Rooftops

A local ink-slinger has finally bridged the Causeway gap by discovering that Malaysian strays are significantly less likely to perform unscheduled base-jumping than their suicidal Singaporean counterparts.

The volunteer, who spent years terrified of puppies before deciding they were superior to humans, was left baffled after her foster dog decided to bypass the lift and take the express route off a rooftop garden.

"I walk him there every day, then suddenly he think he Iron Man and just fly away, sibeh cham," the tattooist remarked while scrubbing fleas off a Johor mongrel.

"Aiyoh, my parents used to hate dogs, now they treat the husky like the golden child and I become the stray."

Clearly, the dog preferred the sweet release of gravity over another afternoon in Sengkang.