Sinkies Buy ‘Surrounded By Idiots’ To Confirm Everyone Else Sucks

The national bestseller list has finally confirmed what every Singaporean knows: you are a genius and everyone else is a moron.

“Surrounded by Idiots” rocketed to the top because locals need a scientific manual to explain why their colleagues are so fundamentally brain-dead.

“Walao, this book is 100% accurate leh,” said one anonymous marketing executive.

“I buy two copies, one for me to read on MRT to look smart, one to throw at my supervisor’s head when he ask stupid question.”

Meanwhile, the fiction charts are dominated by “Strange Houses,” offering a fantasy world where architectural layouts are weird but at least they exist.

Non-fiction also saw high demand for a Senior Minister’s book on compassion, purchased primarily by people looking for irony.