Sinkies Shocked To Find Johor Meal Costs Exactly One Life

In a move that local foodies describe as “a bit much for a Friday night,” a 37-year-old diner was offered a permanent career change by a Johor recruitment firm wielding machetes.

The "Human Resource" department reportedly arrived in eight vehicles to ensure the victim didn’t miss his performance review.

Police are investigating if the fatal slashing was part of a new “Zero-Benefits” corporate package.

“Siao liao, I thought only the Bak Kut Teh was aggressive,” said one witness, stepping over the arterial spray. “But these recruitment agents really don't take 'no' for an answer, ah? The discount there really to die for.”

Authorities remind Singaporeans that while the exchange rate is great, the cost of becoming human sashimi remains significantly higher across the Causeway.