South Korea Thanks Sinkies For Rescuing Them From Certain Death

Singapore has solidified its reputation as the world’s most desperate-to-please hall monitor after successfully evacuating South Koreans from the Middle East.

The South Korean President sent a formal thank-you note, which local authorities have reportedly framed and placed under a spotlight to be worshipped daily.

Government officials were allegedly disappointed that the daring rescue mission did not come with a five-star rating on the Grab app or a participation trophy.

"Aiyo, thank you only? No free Korean BBQ or what?" complained local resident, Auntie Tan.

"We fly all the way there to pick them up, but my taxi driver still cancel on me at Jurong East!"

Analysts predict Singapore’s next move is to volunteer for the first manned mission to the sun, provided they get a commemorative plaque.