Three Lucky Sinkies Split $12M TOTO, Finally Rich Enough To Buy COE

Congratulations to the three lucky winners who are now rich enough to afford a private carpark lot and a plate of Cai Fan with fish.

While thousands of desperate Sinkies spent hours marinating in their own sweat at a Sengkang lottery outlet, these three legends have officially ascended to the rank of "slightly less poor."

Winning $4 million in this country is a miracle that allows you to upgrade from a cramped pigeon-hole HDB to a slightly more expensive pigeon-hole HDB.

One winner snagged their prize at a Cold Storage, proving that the only way to survive their "Fresh Food" prices is to bet your entire life savings on random numbers.

Meanwhile, the iToto winners will receive $142,000, which is just enough to pay for the booking fee of a car they will never be able to afford to start.

Singapore Pools reminds you that the "Hong Bao" draw is the only time the state gives you money before immediately reclaiming your soul through GST.